Alice's Brother.

officialunitedstates:

divergent didn’t answer any of my questions.  is peeta alright?  what happened to district 12?  what happened to the clown lady

(via hotwhiteguy)

officialunitedstates:

divergent didn’t answer any of my questions.  is peeta alright?  what happened to district 12?  what happened to the clown lady

(via hotwhiteguy)

tyrabankruptcy:

katara:

why is this so funny 


it’s true!

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

(via daddywhorebucks)

roughness:

haha [deletes thirsty imagines] hahaha [rips down posters] hahahaha [destroys all evidence that i was ever a 1d fan] so hey ur that harry guy right wow do you want to date [mini cardboard harry cutout falls out of pocket] ah shit

(via genericdick)

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via superb-egg)

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?

dont

Nissan!

image

(Source: sailor-doitsu, via icecooly94)

pinkpervert:

fuck relationships I’ll get my ribs removed and eat my own damn ass

(via twerkfordaddy)

suctioning:

my soul left my body

Anonymous said: so I've been dating this guy for 7 months & i seen on his phone he had a screenshot of a really pretty girl from snapchat & i asked him to delete it & he got really mad. does that mean anything?

yuuckchris:

Yah cause the only pics he should have on his phone are your booty pics

kazander:

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to say that I’m this dweeb’s older sister.
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